August 28, 2008 by Jinky Bagagñan
I was on the terrace, watching cars and people passing by when I noticed something peculiar. Most of the people who passed by the car parked out in front stopped for a moment, gazed lovingly at their reflection on the car’s windows, smiled then primped. In fact, in my five minutes of “sightseeing,” 2 guys and 6 girls did just that. One other guy on a bike did gaze at his own reflection on the car’s tinted windows, but he couldn’t stop, smile and preen like the others. Probably too busy avoiding getting hit…
Three girls passed by the car on their way to the next-door building; on their way back, they did their stop-gaze-smile-primp routine once more. I wonder if they thought they have grown horns, beauty spots, pimples, or some hideous facial hair since they saw themselves last.
What is it with humans and mirrors or anything reflective? If you work in a high-rise building with a tinted glass-fronted lobby, observe people passing by. Chances are you’ll see the same stop-gaze-smile-primp routine or a variation of it (e.g. stop-smile-primp-gaze, gaze-smile-preen while walking slowly, stop-gaze-pose-smile-primp, etc.). A former boss had his head shaven clean; he probably oiled it for it did gleam so (it looked nice, by the way). I’d see co-workers stop by his station. They’d pretend to talk to him about some seemingly grave matters; all the while, they’d be peering down on his head, looking at their reflection.
I know someone who just has to stop whenever she sees a mirror or a mirror-like surface. Anything goes; woks, pans, cooking utensils, salt-and-pepper shakers - as long as they can reflect light, she’ll use it. She’ll strike a pose, which usually involved pouting her lips, raising an eyebrow and angling the face just so to get the best feedback (from the mirror). Whenever she did this, I always thought she was trying her best (and succeeding quite beautifully) to look like a crushed soda can. By the way, if you don’t know what I mean by this kind of look, you should browse friendster sometimes.
During my “sightseeing” venture on the terrace, I noticed something else. Those who used the car’s windows to groom themselves are young. How can I tell? They were in their school uniforms, silly :). A man on his forties passed by; he forged ahead and looked neither left nor right. A woman in her thirties passed by next, and she also ignored the lure of the car’s reflective surfaces. Older (or just more mature) people passed by, and all of them barely even noticed the car.
On another note, I believe that we lose this tendency once we become more mature or grow older - whichever comes first. In the case of the former, we have more important things to think about than our reflection on a car window. In the case of the latter, we know we probably won’t like what we’ll see reflected on the mirror (wrinkles, eye bags, dark circles, etc.), so why bother?
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August 17, 2008 by Jinky Bagagñan
Sounds like a sponsored ad for an underwear brand, no? But it’s not. This is important advice for anyone who cares to listen. You should have a couple or more pairs of good, clean underwear. More importantly, you should make sure to wear (one of) them when you go out to shop, to get your hair done, or to do any other errand that involves going out.
Why?
What if you had an accident while you were out? You’d be rushed to the hospital then (just wish someone would do this little kindness for you). Chances are, you’d be stripped. If you’re wearing torn or really dirty underwear, it would be there exposed for everyone in the hospital to see.
And don’t think doctors and nurses are not going to remark on it. Some doctors and nurses (at least those of whom I’ve heard from friends and acquaintances in the nursing and medical profession) are a little insensitive to their patients’ shame and distress. Believe me, they’d laugh at you and point you out to all the other hospital personnel who have not seen you yet. (That’s the patient I’ was telling you about - the one who was wearing “fishnet” underwear, HA HA HA HA HA).
Another note: wear briefs or boxers if you’re male and don’t borrow your wife’s or girlfriend’s panties under any circumstances - unless that’s what you do and you really don’t care.
To extend your education and show you that what I say is good advice, read “Our Deepest, Darkest Fears” by Jennifer; her post inspired this post, actually.
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August 17, 2008 by Jinky Bagagñan
Have you ever wondered how you shall “cross over,” “move on to the next life” or “pass away”?
Note: Makes you wonder why people have to call dying “crossing over,” “moving on” or “passing away”. People long ago must have thought, “Death is just so cold and seems so unpleasant. We must call it something else so it won’t be as scary a prospect as before. I vote that it should be called crossing over, moving on or passing away, all of which have a much more hopeful ring to them than being decomposed by bacteria or becoming a feast for worms. Those who are in favor, say Aye!” Continue Reading »
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August 14, 2008 by Jinky Bagagñan
For most other people, a day out is not really remarkable. But I tell you, a Bhenki’s day out IS special for it happens so very rarely. Here’s what I usually do everyday.
* I spend around 12 hours pounding on my keyboard.
* I spend around 4 hours reading.
* The rest of the time, I split between sleeping and doing a fair imitation of a couch potato about to sprout roots.
Yeah, I go out about once or twice a month to shop for some toiletries or to get a Dr. Macapagal checkup - that’s it. Rarely do I go out without some important purpose.
Yesterday was different. I went out - not to get a checkup or to buy Whisper or Secret. I wanted to buy some (drum-roll) lip gloss. Continue Reading »
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August 4, 2008 by Jinky Bagagñan
Target: Ex boyfriend/girlfriend
Thank you for realizing I am much too good for you.
Thanks for the free phone, the free iPod and all the free lunches and dinners; you were my bread, my butter, my plate, and my jam. Boy was it good while it lasted! [substitute the "free" items you got, he he]
Babalik ka rin.
I know it’s your fault; you don’t have to tell me that. (in response to the break-up line “It’s not you; it’s me”)
If you’re a specimen of what brothers are like, I’d rather be an only child; thank you very much. (in response to the break-up line “you’re like a sister/brother to me”) Continue Reading »
Posted in General, Sarcastic, friendster shoutout | Tagged friendster, friendster shououts, friendster shout out, friendster shout outs, friendster shoutout, friendster shoutout ex, shouotout ext girlfriend, shoutout ex boyfriend | 6 Comments »
August 2, 2008 by Jinky Bagagñan
True stories:
A gorgeous woman at Emall (cross my heart and hope to die, she was stunning), gesturing wildly and talking quite loudly:
Ano ako, tanga? Kailangan ko raw mag-refreshing course!
(What am I, stupid? They told me I need to take a refreshing course!)
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July 6, 2008 by Jinky Bagagñan
I was in the mall, in the grocery section specifically. I was looking for milk (you know, the stuff that’s full of calcium and is supposed to be good for you?) I love milk, especially fresh cow’s milk - not the type that is still warm, having just come from the cow’s mammary glands, mind you. I like the type you can buy in a 1-L bottle or 250-/200-ml carton.
This time, however, I intended to get myself a box of powdered milk. It’s much more economical than spending around 30 pesos everytime I felt like drinking milk.
I was prowling along the milk aisle when …Read full story
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June 12, 2008 by Jinky Bagagñan
Ever wondered whether your religion is the right one?
My father is a man of 68. He was born a Roman Catholic and he’s still a Roman Catholic. However, unlike most people, he’s never been “just a Catholic” all his life.
He is perhaps a doubting Thomas. Maybe, he’s a skeptic. Perhaps, he’s just a philosopher and believes that the unexamined life is not worth living. So he examined his life as a Catholic, questioned Catholicism’s veracity as a religion and investigated other religions to find out whether he is missing his true calling. My father started shopping for religion - or more accurately - shopping for the right Church. …Read full story
Posted in General | Tagged religion, faith, Catholic, Iglesia ni Cristo, Protestant, Seventh day Adventist, Jehovah's Witness | 9 Comments »
June 10, 2008 by Jinky Bagagñan
Jing, Bo, Gordz, Lala, and I were on our way to Tio Tec’s house in Carolina. Near Kayumanggi Resort, we saw a horrific sight. A yellow motorcycle was blocking our way. A man was lying prone at the middle of the road. A woman - must have been the girlfriend, wife, sister, or cousin - lay beside him, hugging him and trying to keep him warm. By all indications, the two of them had just been in a motorcycle accident. …Read full story
Posted in General, People Stories, Rant, Sarcastic, Serious | Tagged accident, Carolina, drink, drinking, drinking and driving, drive, driving, drunk, motorcycle, motorcycle accident, senseless accident, stupid acident, the accident | 2 Comments »
June 10, 2008 by Jinky Bagagñan
Let’s begin with the not-so-lovely thought:
Have you ever experienced waiting for a bus along EDSA (or anywhere else in the metropolitan Manila area) during rush hour? If you have never been in that spot in your entire life, then I say “Lucky you!” For the rest of the populace, here’s an unpleasant reminder of what’s it like - not that you need the reminder, mind you, he he. …Read full story
Posted in Funny, General, People Stories | Tagged annoying conductor, bus, bus anecdote, bus conductor, cubao, EDSA, Q-Mart, rush hour, rush hour traffic, traffic, University of the Philippines, UP | 2 Comments »
I promised I’ll update my happy marbles post whenever I recall other happy memories. Well, here’s another one:
COOKIES AND CREAM
My boardmate (boardmate = someone who lives in the same boarding house) Armand and I went to the Students’ Cooperative to get some ice cream. Armand went ahead to buy his while …Read full story
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May 14, 2008 by Jinky Bagagñan
It’s amazing how the human mind works. Yesterday, mine gave me another jolt.
Yesterday was Tio Tec’s internment. I attended the mass at the Basilica Minore. In the Gospel reading, the priest focused on this passage: …Read full story
Posted in Funny, General, Peculiar, Sarcastic | Tagged funeral, Funny, happiness, homily, interment, irreverent humor, quote, tears | 2 Comments »
May 12, 2008 by Jinky Bagagñan
Sure, I am interested. Thank you for the tag Tew! Doesn’t matter if it’s too late now. I’m still going to “heart my mama.”
I have discovered a problem though. It seems that I don’t have digital pics of me and my mother together. I always seem to be holding the camera when pictures of mother are being taken. Old photos would have been great, but they’re at home in Oas and I don’t have time to scan pictures anyway. I just spliced our pictures. I hope it’s fine. And I had to reduce the size because of poor resolution. …Read full post
Posted in General, Serious, Sweet | Tagged heart, i heart mama, lechon paksiw, love, maruya, Mother's Day, mothers, teacher | 3 Comments »
May 10, 2008 by Jinky Bagagñan
What’s happening, Google? Is it only me (the whole house actually) and some of my friends who can’t access Google or is it everyone’s problem? I am really hating Google right now. It’s my favorite search engine but it has been days since the problem started. I’ve tried accessing it and other Google-related sites daily without any success.
Darn! I only feel half alive without Google. Bring it back!!!!
Posted in Current Events, General, Sarcastic | Tagged Google, google problem, google problems, search engine | 1 Comment »
May 8, 2008 by Jinky Bagagñan
I’ve noticed that some people come to my blog looking for quotes. Not wanting to disappoint, I’ve listed some quotes here which you can use for your diaries, online journals and, oh yes, fraudster – err – friendster shoutouts. These are quotes I made myself (clap, clap, clap) Enjoy!
[Note: attribution, please
]
…Read quotes
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If you have watched Peter Pan movies, then you have also probably heard of the claim that happy memories sprinkled liberally with fairy dust can make you fly. Well I don’t know if anybody has ever been successful in achieving flight this way, much less found some fairy dust to begin with, but I do know that like one of the characters who pulls out marbles out of a bag to remind him of how to fly, I sometimes pull out happy memories out of my head to help me sleep. Of course, this is done with a liberal amount of chuckling, too (which I’m always careful not to do too loudly in case my mother barges into my room with a crucifix in her hand).
As we grow older though, there is always the offhand probability of loosing our happy marbles. Just so I wont forget, I’ll keep them safe in here in my blog. For the people who are associated with my happy marbles, apologies in advance.:) …Read full story
Posted in Funny, General, Lessons, Peculiar, People Stories | Tagged chili wings, exhibitionist, fairy dust, funny memories, good memories, indecent proposal, Jollibee, marbles, McDonalds, memories, PE, Peter Pan, scrabble, stamps, University of the Philippines, UP, UP Village | 1 Comment »
May 7, 2008 by Jinky Bagagñan
I watched Ugly Betty and I learned something new. I have always despised people who prioritized being “fashionable” over being practical. I mean, I still have my clothes from high school – and I still wear them. I even wore them at the university where I taught. (You got it! I did not grow much – he he, if at all – and yes, I am the old jeans-and-shirt-and-leather-sandals type – i.e. really unfashionable).
There was this scene where Betty was crying over losing her Gucci bag …Read full story
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May 7, 2008 by Jinky Bagagñan
Life has become much better and more colorful since I started blogging about personal stuff. I’ve become more observant - particularly of matters and events that are a tad bit peculiar. My friends say I have certainly not become more sensitive because of it. I beg to disagree. Just so it’s clear: I am sensitive to nuances and I can make “pakiramdam” as much as anyone. I just choose to ignore such nuances if I can. I mean, hey, I’m not naming any names so as long as I’m not hurting anyone, let’s enjoy other people’s foibles through my “interesting people stories.”
So here’s one of my people stories. I attended a seminar training recently. One of the participants was armpit or kili-kili preoccupied (KKPO). …Read full story
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May 6, 2008 by Jinky Bagagñan
I know most of you are busy to maintain your own blog. This doesn’t mean, however, that you’ve got nothing interesting to blog about. So why not become a contributor to my blog? If you’re interested, do email me at jinkkyjinks@yahoo.com for details, ok? I’ll add you to my contributor list. you’ll have to sign up for a username with WordPress.com (just a username will do) through the invite URL that will be sent to your email address. After that, you can start writing posts and submit them for my review. They’ll then be posted to my blog after that.
I’ll look forward to hearing and reading about your own stories.
- Jinky
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